The World Overflow

[justonezero]

Nsfw threads marked accordingly.

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[deto]

[ yoshi sure is close to winning. if deto were just a doting boyfriend, he might even entertain the thought of using the blue shell to help yoshi out. but he’s competitive and yoshi can definitely win on his own obviously. would be no fun for both of them if he didn’t respect the sport that is cartoon characters racing over banana peels

which he almost does, frighteningly close to falling off again as he dodges. his next box gives him some red shells. two racers are knocked to the side, one of them getting hit twice whoops ]

What do we get for winning? A kiss?

[justonezero]

A- huh?!

But then no matter who wins we kiss, right?

[He's putting a valiant effort into focusing, but he probably could've timed that shell a little better...]

[deto]

But I’m very motivated by kisses.

[ see: him deftly (??) slipping past another racer and triggering a box with… lightning???? ]

Eh?

[justonezero]

[Oh heck.]

That one shrinks everyone and slows them down.

[MUSHROOM BOOST SAVE HIM, GIVE HIM A GOOD HEAD START........]

[deto]

Oh, hey, you’re the same height as real life now.

[ sure is nice being big and tall and knocking away the other drivers ]

[justonezero]

I'm not that short! Besides, I'm still growing!

[Aaaaaaah he's so slow like this!! He's pressing down on the ignition button as hard as possible, as though that will somehow make his character go faster (it does not).]

[deto]

[ deto manages to move up one and a half spots. it would have been a solid two, but the moment the lightning wore off, the racer he’d just passed rushed him again ]

When was the last time you grew a centimeter or two?

[justonezero]

[Immediately slamming into a box and hitting the computer in front of him with a shell. Second place-!]

When I was fifteen or sixteen?

[He looks so serious now that he's close to first...]

[deto]

[ oh - immediately makes the mistake of glancing at yoshi’s face. he likes that face a lot. so much. too much because he zooms right off rainbow road in his distraction, and it takes him a beat to notice ]

… oh - ah?! Ack!

[ by the time he’s back on the path, he’s bumped down two places ]

[justonezero]

Fell off again? Whew, looks like I'm safe a little longer!

[Better than safe, actually - because a blue shell zooms past and he hits the brakes so he doesn't lose too much speed when 1st place gets divebombed, giving him the opportunity to slip into 1st instead.]

Ha!

[deto]

[ he just sighs and keeps at it, sure he’ll place 4th at best by the time yoshi wins ]

… ’m at more of a disadvantage than I thought. Your face is too dangerous.

[ more discipline. more focus. no more looking at bun. where’s a plate to block yoshi’s face from view when he needs it ]

1/3

[justonezero]

[Look at their characters, cheerfully (or sullenly) doing their victory laps.]

Huh? My face?

[justonezero]

[...

Wait a minute...]

[justonezero]

-Did you fall off because you were looking at me?!

[deto]

… Not the first time.

[justonezero]

...Are you going to be able to concentrate on studying when we live together...?

[deto]

Wow. [ w a o ] What are you trying to imply, Nanase??

[justonezero]

You just got distracted so easily?!

[deto]

[ hey now ]

It takes one second to slip off this damn thing.

[justonezero]

Should we try it again with an easier stage?

[deto]

‘Kay. But first -

[ he leans over and kisses yoshi briefly ]

Good job.

[ losing isn’t so bad if it’s to his boyfriend. doesn’t mean he’s gonna lose again though ]

[justonezero]

[Happily claiming his prize, even if it's brief.]

...If I win again, do I get a longer one next time?

[deto]

Oh-ho, if? Not when?

[justonezero]

Don't underestimate the power of RNG.

[deto]

[ after suffering through boss battle rng… ]

I know that. Teach me how to do the boost at the beginning and I’ll kiss you for longer.