dialogue options hadn’t seemed to matter to lily or cubia or whatever the heck his name was. but deto supposed real life was programmed to be less hopeful in some ways ]
What’re usually our choices? Like a nice Yoshi answer and a mean one? …………Can you be mean?
[But finally! Finished setting up game!! And sitting himself down next to Akira again as it boots up. It's a side-scrolling platformer, so no split endings on this one.]
Everyone basically plays the same, and the combat's pretty simple, but there's fun secret areas if you break the right bricks!
[Thankfully the first stage is pretty simple, and the first area doesn't even have any enemies so they can get their bearings and try out their short range and long range attacks.]
The story changes depending on what characters you play, too! Your character is a kunoichi who fell in love with her mark, so now she's going back to destroy her clan so they can't kill him!
[Such pathos for a smattering of pixels which may or may not resemble said kunoichi.]
It's okay, my character's backstory is about how he grew up in poverty because the land was taken over by a cruel lord with a bunch of shady ninja at his beck and call, so he trained in the blade so he can fight them off himself!
He's got bones from three ninja who attacked him tied at his waist as lucky charms.
[Not... That it's easy to tell through the blobby pixel art.]
Huh? No. The mark isn't playable. Most of the playable characters' stories don't really intersect until the end. They didn't fix that until the sequel!
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And that… what, shortens the amount of time for us? Nah, I wanna savor Yoshi time.
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dialogue options hadn’t seemed to matter to lily or cubia or whatever the heck his name was. but deto supposed real life was programmed to be less hopeful in some ways ]
What’re usually our choices? Like a nice Yoshi answer and a mean one? …………Can you be mean?
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I love when you make that face.
[ too bad yoshi is a couple of steps away setting up the game. no kiss for now ]
Okay, you need to prove it with a villain arc.
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[He says, ruining it immediately.]
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[ trust ]
I’ll be the Deto on your shoulder.
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[But finally! Finished setting up game!! And sitting himself down next to Akira again as it boots up. It's a side-scrolling platformer, so no split endings on this one.]
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[ if anything, yoshi is the sad part of SADistic ]
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[No one real, anyway.]
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[Says the marshmallow bunny boy.]
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[We continue to wonder if Akira is secretly yearning for roleplay-]
Ah- this game isn't one with different endings, though. Most of those aren't multiplayer.
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I think a lot of my life is gonna be spent watching you play stuff, so that’s fine with me.
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[That said, selecting his character! They all pretty much play the same, but he goes for one dressed in white as there is sadly no pink option.]
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I’ll go for the guy in black.
[ which might be a female character, but he can’t really tell ]
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[Thankfully the first stage is pretty simple, and the first area doesn't even have any enemies so they can get their bearings and try out their short range and long range attacks.]
The story changes depending on what characters you play, too! Your character is a kunoichi who fell in love with her mark, so now she's going back to destroy her clan so they can't kill him!
[Such pathos for a smattering of pixels which may or may not resemble said kunoichi.]
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Eh? Isn’t that a little extreme?
[ and yet yoshi said it so enthusiastically,,, ]
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He's got bones from three ninja who attacked him tied at his waist as lucky charms.
[Not... That it's easy to tell through the blobby pixel art.]
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Then don’t we need to come up with a story for why our characters are traveling together?
[ also why are these ninja clans just attacking everyone ]
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Maybe it was a meet cute? They ran into each other or something...
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