The World Overflow

[justonezero]

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[deto]

Why’s that?

[justonezero]

I want to be doing stuff, too.

[deto]

What else do you want to do besides get married?

[ which, ok, is what deto wants to do, ]

[justonezero]

-?!

Um... dates? And being able to pay for them! And get a good job so we can get a nice place together...

[deto]

Pay for them? Ohhh, treating me to fancy dinners, mister fiancé?

[justonezero]

Of course! I want to be able to pay for them, too!

[deto]

[ deto who buys discount sandwiches at the end of the day… ]

If it’s a fancy meal, I feel like we should drive there.

[justonezero]

That really would be fancy! But we'd have to be able to afford a car and parking and all that stuff, first.

[deto]

We could start with a bike.

[justonezero]

Like a motorbike? Riding tandem's illegal these days.

[deto]

Wait, is it?? Downgrade to a bike-bike.

[justonezero]

Yeah, you can't have more than one person on a bicycle... It really puts a damper on all those shoujo stories.

[Clearly the most important thing here.]

[deto]

[ deto, who only walks to school and hasn’t ridden a bike since elementary school, ]

Who is making these laws?? Sharing a bike is obviously cheaper and saves more space.

[justonezero]

But it's a safety concern... probably.

[He's not, like, a legal expert.]

[deto]

Yoshi, there are bigger things to worry about. Like accessibility and how not all bus stops have shade.

[ it’s a thing deto’s been reading up on more because of albino bun ]

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[justonezero]

If I stay covered up, I'm pretty much okay!