The World Overflow

[justonezero]

Nsfw threads marked accordingly.

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[justonezero]

[Oh heck.]

That one shrinks everyone and slows them down.

[MUSHROOM BOOST SAVE HIM, GIVE HIM A GOOD HEAD START........]

[deto]

Oh, hey, you’re the same height as real life now.

[ sure is nice being big and tall and knocking away the other drivers ]

[justonezero]

I'm not that short! Besides, I'm still growing!

[Aaaaaaah he's so slow like this!! He's pressing down on the ignition button as hard as possible, as though that will somehow make his character go faster (it does not).]

[deto]

[ deto manages to move up one and a half spots. it would have been a solid two, but the moment the lightning wore off, the racer he’d just passed rushed him again ]

When was the last time you grew a centimeter or two?

[justonezero]

[Immediately slamming into a box and hitting the computer in front of him with a shell. Second place-!]

When I was fifteen or sixteen?

[He looks so serious now that he's close to first...]

[deto]

[ oh - immediately makes the mistake of glancing at yoshi’s face. he likes that face a lot. so much. too much because he zooms right off rainbow road in his distraction, and it takes him a beat to notice ]

… oh - ah?! Ack!

[ by the time he’s back on the path, he’s bumped down two places ]

[justonezero]

Fell off again? Whew, looks like I'm safe a little longer!

[Better than safe, actually - because a blue shell zooms past and he hits the brakes so he doesn't lose too much speed when 1st place gets divebombed, giving him the opportunity to slip into 1st instead.]

Ha!

[deto]

[ he just sighs and keeps at it, sure he’ll place 4th at best by the time yoshi wins ]

… ’m at more of a disadvantage than I thought. Your face is too dangerous.

[ more discipline. more focus. no more looking at bun. where’s a plate to block yoshi’s face from view when he needs it ]

1/3

[justonezero]

[Look at their characters, cheerfully (or sullenly) doing their victory laps.]

Huh? My face?

[justonezero]

[...

Wait a minute...]

[justonezero]

-Did you fall off because you were looking at me?!

[deto]

… Not the first time.

[justonezero]

...Are you going to be able to concentrate on studying when we live together...?

[deto]

Wow. [ w a o ] What are you trying to imply, Nanase??

[justonezero]

You just got distracted so easily?!

[deto]

[ hey now ]

It takes one second to slip off this damn thing.

[justonezero]

Should we try it again with an easier stage?

[deto]

‘Kay. But first -

[ he leans over and kisses yoshi briefly ]

Good job.

[ losing isn’t so bad if it’s to his boyfriend. doesn’t mean he’s gonna lose again though ]

[justonezero]

[Happily claiming his prize, even if it's brief.]

...If I win again, do I get a longer one next time?

[deto]

Oh-ho, if? Not when?

[justonezero]

Don't underestimate the power of RNG.

[deto]

[ after suffering through boss battle rng… ]

I know that. Teach me how to do the boost at the beginning and I’ll kiss you for longer.

[justonezero]

Oh, that one's easy. It's just about timing it right - you just hold down A at the end of the second second in the countdown.

[deto]

Huh. Okay. What was the countdown again?

[justonezero]

It's just a 3-2-1 countdown.

[Selecting Banshee Boardwalk, a haunted track...]