The World Overflow

[justonezero]

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[deto]

No chance.

[ with the stuff they’re about to look up? when deto already wants to kiss him senseless?? ]

How about - ah, I’ll sit behind you and you can sit in front? Since you’re better at computer stuff…

[ as if that’s any better than directly in his lap somehow ]

[justonezero]

I'm not sure that's going to be much better... But okay!

[deto]

Hey, I’m taking this research very seriously.

[ he slinks inside and tosses his bag on the bed-chair-thing before settling down, legs parted ]

[justonezero]

[Also slipping outside - realizing there's an ottoman of sorts and dragging it out so he can sit on it. He gets on the computer and... pauses...]

...I'm not even sure where to start with this one...

[deto]

[ yoshi might not know where to start, but deto already has his questions ready ]

Can’t we just google if condoms are necessary during, uh, gay sex?

[ he’s been curious about that one for a long time ]

I was thinking it’s not like I could get you pregnant, so why bother?

[ but the vague blob that is deto’s memory of hector whispers something something protection something safe sex. he doesn’t remember the exact details whoops ]

[justonezero]

Oh, uh, yeah. They still are. There's sexually transmitted diseases after all.

[His hands drift listlessly over the keys for a bit before he finally tries searching "how to bottom" and gets a surprising number of hits.

Huh.]

[deto]

Eh? I think I’m pretty healthy??

[justonezero]

Yeah, but if one of us gets infected with something, it could cause problems... Unless we can check to make sure we're clear?

[...Clicking one of the articles, tho.]

[deto]

I think the only thing we’d be passing to each other is… a cold… probably. Unless we stop kissing completely. I’m sure we can get screening for that other stuff.

[ time to bug the nurses again

his new height makes it easier to read over yoshi’s shoulder and he has his next question: ]

… What’s a “bottom”?

[justonezero]

We should keep up on health checks for sure.

And, uh. The person receiving.

[That said, it really does seem to be a perfectly safe site with some solid advice? Wild.

Lubrication is brought up almost immediately, along with other tips for preparation - fingers, and various toys. And also cleaning???

Yoshi goes very, very pink.]

[deto]

Why bottom… You were on top the last couple of times…

[ MEANWHILE deto takes out a notebook and starts writing notes ]

Even with the condoms? If you want to use condoms?

[justonezero]

I think some condoms are lubricated? ...But, if we're healthy, it could be nice not to.

[deto]

I’m just used to what we did in the game, but I guess that wasn’t very realistic.

[ he faintly frowns down at his notes on cleaning ]

I didn’t realize it would involve so much prep. [ he had figured, very vaguely, that being the bottom would take more effort… but this is pretty involved ] Seems kinda… Hm. Seems like a lot to put on one person. Could I help with some of this…?

[justonezero]

I knew about the lube, but not much else... I guess it's not sexy enough to include in stuff?

[This is why doujin are not research materials.]

I don't mind it, but... I won't turn down help.

[deto]

[ shifting forward a little to hug him around the waist from behind ]

I’ll help with anything. [ he reads over the info again ] Is that what we’re picking up later at the store - toys?

[justonezero]

I guess so? And, um, lube.

Do you still want me to look up if we need condoms? Or anything else?

[deto]

Yeah, I want to be extra careful with everything.

[ since this stuff might affect their health (ok, specifically yoshi’s health), deto’s very serious about knowing all they can. ]

And, uh, the other stuff we like to do.

[justonezero]

Like what they're called?

[He does obligingly look up condom use and, perhaps unsurprisingly, there's quite a few sites with descriptions that can be summed up as "yes." That said, he does find a link that goes into a little more detail on risks - mostly regarding how easily tears can form, but also the relative safety so long as both partners are regularly tested, etc.]

[deto]

[ he reads all of that over twice, committing the key points to memory since he’s busy hugging bun at the moment. he frowns into yoshi’s shoulder at the word tear - but then how to bottom had also mentioned tearing there, too ]

Yeah. [ so he knows how to describe things if hector and owen need to bugged for advice ] Thoroughly prep, got it. Lots of lube. And - ah, aftercare?

[ leave it to deto. he will do all the caring ]

[justonezero]

Seems like it. Looks like... using the restroom after, or showering?

[Or just chatting or cuddling or napping, but none of those are actually new to them.]

[deto]

Restroom or shower… Wait a sec, then… we shouldn’t do that thing we did a lot?

[justonezero]

...Oh, you mean like when I stayed sitting-?

[deto]

[ nodding into yoshi’s shoulder ]

I like - filling you up, but it’s probably not good to sleep like that.

[justonezero]

It also says chatting or cuddling or napping, so I don't think it's a problem if it stays in? It, uh, probably comes out eventually anyway...

Though... I guess it might get uncomfortable if we don't at least clean up first.

[deto]

At least clean up sounds like a nice thing to do together.

[ deto’s turn to reach over and type something, keeping an arm around yoshi. ‘what is it called when…’ ]

Cockwarming. Or soaking. Not what I expected, but you are pretty warm.