[ though who knows how long it’ll fit. judging by his aching bones, he still has a couple of inches to go ]
I hope so. [ very, very serious and earnest answer from him ] I hope anyone who shows another person that much vulnerability will be respected and taken care of in return.
[ voice trailing off into a low murmur. he thinks back ]
I remember… I was obsessed with how much I loved you that night. Felt like I was - possessed by… everything about you. You’re always so beautiful. It meant a lot - how much you trusted me.
If that’s how it is for people who like this stuff, then - I get it now.
[ he takes yoshi’s costume and his own, draping them over an arm. and if yoshi looks up, he gets a soft smile from deto, offset by the impish light in his eyes ]
[Blushing even harder - the fact that they're heading over to check out quite the selection of different sized (and shaped, and flavored-) condoms and lube.
The universes where we’re sad and alone? Man… But if those exist, there must be some where one of us - probably you - invents time travel or uni… versal… travel? And things work out anyway.
[ being perfectly serious while he browses the lube ]
[ intently reading through the lube ingredients. he understands nothing about what they mean, but a shorter list would be better than a longer one… probably ]
This regular one I think. And I guess - strawberry to try?
And- w-wait, if we're including all alternates, there's probably a version of you who ended up with your high school friend after all? No way I could wreck that.
[The conversation's a nice distraction as he takes his time heading over. Some of these are...]
Oh. [ thinking about that… ] Yeah, probably. He would beat me up if I cheated, for sure. Not that I would ever.
Think that would have to be a universe where we didn’t meet at all.
[ he’s never thought too hard about romance and how he’d act in a relationship, until yoshi. not sure if it’s loyalty or what, but he thinks he’s just a one love forever type of guy. ]
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[ looking at the garters especially ]
Wow.
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[Maybe????????
...He's just going to start looking through the maid outfits for his size.]
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[ though who knows how long it’ll fit. judging by his aching bones, he still has a couple of inches to go ]
I hope so. [ very, very serious and earnest answer from him ] I hope anyone who shows another person that much vulnerability will be respected and taken care of in return.
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I want to see you in a butler outfit for sure!
[CAT BOYFRIEND...]
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[Voice going very quiet because the clerk's still there, even if they're engrossed in their magazine again.]
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[ voice trailing off into a low murmur. he thinks back ]
I remember… I was obsessed with how much I loved you that night. Felt like I was - possessed by… everything about you. You’re always so beautiful. It meant a lot - how much you trusted me.
If that’s how it is for people who like this stuff, then - I get it now.
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...I know you'd never hurt me. So even though I had no control - I still enjoyed it a lot.
Since it's you... I wouldn't even mind being wrapped up like a present. ...Taking everything you decided to give me.
[He's heavily flushed saying as much, but well - it's true.]
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One day. [ it’s the start of a promise ] One day I’m going to kiss you in front of everyone.
[ not under an umbrella, or behind a wall, or tucked in a dark corner ]
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Wish we could without any trouble...
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[ he takes yoshi’s costume and his own, draping them over an arm. and if yoshi looks up, he gets a soft smile from deto, offset by the impish light in his eyes ]
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...Yeah, guess we will.
Should we look at, um, supplies next?
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[ when yoshi says things that move his heart, some things just itch to be done, to be yelled out to the world ]
Yeah, let’s get on that.
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[Blushing even harder - the fact that they're heading over to check out quite the selection of different sized (and shaped, and flavored-) condoms and lube.
Wow.]
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[ but mostly he loves bun that much and sometimes he just wants everyone to know ]
… What does regular lube taste like in the first place?
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[What does that even mean!!]
...Uh, no idea? ...Do you want to try some flavored ones...?
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[ imagine an alternative universe out there where they end up with different people ]
Uh, I dunno. The different flavors mean we’re gonna taste each other down there, right? I don’t think I have a preference.
[ he just doesn’t think cum is gonna taste great mixed with anything - ]
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[In this complete hypothetical...]
Um. It would be either that, or toys, I guess? Looks like most of the options are sweet...
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[ being perfectly serious while he browses the lube ]
Both, probably.
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[To the point where it's distracting from the actual mission here.]
Um. We can just get normal lube too if you think that would be better.
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[ intently reading through the lube ingredients. he understands nothing about what they mean, but a shorter list would be better than a longer one… probably ]
This regular one I think. And I guess - strawberry to try?
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[He nods - a little quickly - at the selections.]
Yeah, that sounds good. That means all that's left is...
[...Silently looking over to the shelves of toys...]
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[ silently looks at yoshi. you’re up, bun ]
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And- w-wait, if we're including all alternates, there's probably a version of you who ended up with your high school friend after all? No way I could wreck that.
[The conversation's a nice distraction as he takes his time heading over. Some of these are...]
...Big...
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Think that would have to be a universe where we didn’t meet at all.
[ he’s never thought too hard about romance and how he’d act in a relationship, until yoshi. not sure if it’s loyalty or what, but he thinks he’s just a one love forever type of guy. ]
Too much?
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[It's okay though, that's the one where he's born two hundred years later anyway.]
There's smaller ones, so those should be fine. It, uh... looks like there's some cosplay ones, too...
[Cat tails... bunny tails...]
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