justonezero | The World Overflow

[He nods.]

...I know you'd never hurt me. So even though I had no control - I still enjoyed it a lot.

Since it's you... I wouldn't even mind being wrapped up like a present. ...Taking everything you decided to give me.

[He's heavily flushed saying as much, but well - it's true.]

[ maaaybe bondage is back on the table - or some mild form of it ]

One day. [ it’s the start of a promise ] One day I’m going to kiss you in front of everyone.

[ not under an umbrella, or behind a wall, or tucked in a dark corner ]

[Dipping his head down a little, still flushed quite red.]

Wish we could without any trouble...

We will when we get married.

[ he takes yoshi’s costume and his own, draping them over an arm. and if yoshi looks up, he gets a soft smile from deto, offset by the impish light in his eyes ]

[He does look up - catches that light, and returns the smile.]

...Yeah, guess we will.

Should we look at, um, supplies next?

But consider this a threat that I’ll do it one day outside of that. Because I just have to.

[ when yoshi says things that move his heart, some things just itch to be done, to be yelled out to the world ]

Yeah, let’s get on that.

-Eh? I-is that okay-?!

[Blushing even harder - the fact that they're heading over to check out quite the selection of different sized (and shaped, and flavored-) condoms and lube.

Wow.]

I’ll do it for all the Yoshis out there who need to be loved and all the Detos who want to love them.

[ but mostly he loves bun that much and sometimes he just wants everyone to know ]

… What does regular lube taste like in the first place?

Alternate universe-?!

[What does that even mean!!]

...Uh, no idea? ...Do you want to try some flavored ones...?

In every universe we meet, I’ll love you.

[ imagine an alternative universe out there where they end up with different people ]

Uh, I dunno. The different flavors mean we’re gonna taste each other down there, right? I don’t think I have a preference.

[ he just doesn’t think cum is gonna taste great mixed with anything - ]

...Feel bad for the ones that never do meet.

[In this complete hypothetical...]

Um. It would be either that, or toys, I guess? Looks like most of the options are sweet...

The universes where we’re sad and alone? Man… But if those exist, there must be some where one of us - probably you - invents time travel or uni… versal… travel? And things work out anyway.

[ being perfectly serious while he browses the lube ]

Both, probably.

Now you're definitely overestimating me!

[To the point where it's distracting from the actual mission here.]

Um. We can just get normal lube too if you think that would be better.

Am not.

[ intently reading through the lube ingredients. he understands nothing about what they mean, but a shorter list would be better than a longer one… probably ]

This regular one I think. And I guess - strawberry to try?

Traveling to other worlds and times is definitely beyond me. Besides, why would a shut-in want to do any of that?

[He nods - a little quickly - at the selections.]

Yeah, that sounds good. That means all that's left is...

[...Silently looking over to the shelves of toys...]

Another alternative version of you found love but it was too late, so he went back in time to fix things for another version of himself.

[ silently looks at yoshi. you’re up, bun ]

What's with this backstory you're giving me...

And- w-wait, if we're including all alternates, there's probably a version of you who ended up with your high school friend after all? No way I could wreck that.

[The conversation's a nice distraction as he takes his time heading over. Some of these are...]

...Big...

Oh. [ thinking about that… ] Yeah, probably. He would beat me up if I cheated, for sure. Not that I would ever.

Think that would have to be a universe where we didn’t meet at all.

[ he’s never thought too hard about romance and how he’d act in a relationship, until yoshi. not sure if it’s loyalty or what, but he thinks he’s just a one love forever type of guy. ]

Too much?

Sorry to that Yoshi...

[It's okay though, that's the one where he's born two hundred years later anyway.]

There's smaller ones, so those should be fine. It, uh... looks like there's some cosplay ones, too...

[Cat tails... bunny tails...]

I believe he’ll be loved, too. He won’t be alone all his life, but I hope he won’t have to wait too long either.

[ heartfelt wishes to that yoshi ]

Maybe a smaller one and a - uh- medium one? ’Cause you like feeling full, right?

[ and of course eyeing the bunny tail with great interest… but cat-yoshi would be real cute, too. he’s torn,,, ]

Can we - both?

[...Honestly, now that line of discussion's just getting depressing. He'll take embarrassment over this.

And he is in fact, extremely embarrassed, a flush lighting up his cheeks again as he nods.]

Yeah. We can, um... get all of those.

[Though that's a lot of stuff to hold in his arms. Uhhh, looking around for a basket,,]

Is there anything else we still need...?

[It's a small shop, but they really crammed all kinds of stuff in here, and Yoshi's been trying to stick to the basics in an effort to not turn beet red.]

Oh - lemme hold that stuff.

[ he’s been trained by the lunch time bread rush. this former-high schooler can hold so much bread and juice and other things

plus he can blush for yoshi, but even carrying all this lewd stuff, the cashier at the counter will get the most stoic face deto can manage - later when they check out ]

Well, we need to kiss. [ not really a joke ] But uh, let’s see. This seems pretty good to start? Unless you wanna pick stuff for me to try specifically?

I think we're probably good with this.

[If they get stuff for Deto he... is not sure he's going to have the stamina...

He tries not to fidget too much as the clerk rings everything up, handing over payment in cash as everything gets bagged in discreet packaging.]

After this we just need to find a, um, place?

[So they can kiss. Among other things.]

[ clerk gets the most 😐 deto face (and doesn’t even get a glance for his troubles), though a little color does return when yoshi mentions a place - ]

… I did look up some ‘cause I heard it could be hard for two guys.

[ kissing is happening whether they find a place or not though, however ]

Oh- really? Do you already know the addresses?

[Be normal about this Yoshi. Be normal!!

He collects his change and puts away his wallet so he can grab bags to haul along.]

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