HUNTER CATCHALL

[justonezero]

One day I'll make these pretty, maybe.

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[justonezero]

That usually happens after a week. After that, I'm "garbage." Or pest, or maggot, or spineless, or whatever else they want to call me.

[It hasn't been a week yet. There's still time to see!]

[wrongtiming]

But... There has to be a reason they say that, right?

[Ah—]

Not that I mean it was your fault or anything, just...

[justonezero]

I think it's just prolonged exposure to my personality!

[So, totally his fault.]

[wrongtiming]

Your personality isn't that bad... You shouldn't say stuff like that, man.

[justonezero]

Why not? It's true.

[He genuinely sees no problem in acknowledging it as such.]

[wrongtiming]

It's not, though.

[justonezero]

Hmm!

[He's not going to be surprised if you wanna leave in a week too, Hunter.]

[wrongtiming]

What's that hmm for...?

[He has!! Many concerns about you, Yoshi.]

[justonezero]

We'll see in a week, I guess.

[Who knows! Maybe this will break the streak! But he won't be too distressed either way.]

[wrongtiming]

Or you could just take my word for it now when I say it isn't going to happen?

[Yoshi, pls.]

[justonezero]

There's a pretty good pattern for it, though...

[wrongtiming]

Yeah, but we're in an entirely different universe or whatever now, right? Some things are bound to change...

[justonezero]

Ahhh, the return of the terrifyingly dull sci-fi plot theory!

[wrongtiming]

How is that dull?

[justonezero]

Usually stories like that are horribly written!