HUNTER CATCHALL

[justonezero]

One day I'll make these pretty, maybe.

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Week 1, Friday, Post-Death

[justonezero]

[It's been a long day of - being locked in his room, mostly. And after only the quickest jaunt outside to help a little with investigating, Yoshi ends up returning to his room once more because boy oh boy did today ever happen.

It's here that Hunter will find him, should he want to.]

Week 1, Tuesday

[justonezero]

[AND TO HIS ROOM THEY GOOOOOO.]

So? What is it?

[wrongtiming]

I was just kind of wondering...

[Well, at least he doesn’t have to worry as much about tact with Yoshi. Still, he tries to keep the question gentle.]

That’s not the first time you’ve mentioned being a shut in. I was just wondering what happened, I guess.

[justonezero]

[No, he most certainly doesn't.]

Oh, that's 'cause my classmates said they didn't want to see me around school anymore.

[He says it so... blithely.]

[wrongtiming]

[Ah.]

...Why?

[justonezero]

Because that's what makes them happy?

[Obviously.]

[wrongtiming]

Sure, but like... Something had to have happened to make them think that, right?

[justonezero]

It's because I'm disgusting trash!

[Yoshi. This explains nothing.]

[wrongtiming]

No, you’re not!

[YOSHI.......]

[justonezero]

That's how everyone describes me, though.

[wrongtiming]

That doesn't mean they're right.

[justonezero]

[Hmmm...]

How to explain it...

Remember how I told you about how people think I'm creepy or weird?

[wrongtiming]

[He nods, waiting for Yoshi to go on.]

[justonezero]

That usually happens after a week. After that, I'm "garbage." Or pest, or maggot, or spineless, or whatever else they want to call me.

[It hasn't been a week yet. There's still time to see!]

[wrongtiming]

But... There has to be a reason they say that, right?

[Ah—]

Not that I mean it was your fault or anything, just...

[justonezero]

I think it's just prolonged exposure to my personality!

[So, totally his fault.]

[wrongtiming]

Your personality isn't that bad... You shouldn't say stuff like that, man.

[justonezero]

Why not? It's true.

[He genuinely sees no problem in acknowledging it as such.]

[wrongtiming]

It's not, though.

[justonezero]

Hmm!

[He's not going to be surprised if you wanna leave in a week too, Hunter.]

[wrongtiming]

What's that hmm for...?

[He has!! Many concerns about you, Yoshi.]

[justonezero]

We'll see in a week, I guess.

[Who knows! Maybe this will break the streak! But he won't be too distressed either way.]

[wrongtiming]

Or you could just take my word for it now when I say it isn't going to happen?

[Yoshi, pls.]

[justonezero]

There's a pretty good pattern for it, though...

[wrongtiming]

Yeah, but we're in an entirely different universe or whatever now, right? Some things are bound to change...

[justonezero]

Ahhh, the return of the terrifyingly dull sci-fi plot theory!

[wrongtiming]

How is that dull?

[justonezero]

Usually stories like that are horribly written!

Week 2; Thursday

[justonezero]

[Well, they talked about video games last night, so now it's clearly time for Hunter to show Yoshi the classics!

Yoshi still has Cappy the capybera with him for now, and he looks excited to try out some new games!]

Which ones are we gonna try?

[wrongtiming]

I tried to get a few that were multiplayer, so we've got... Left 4 Dead 2, Mario Kart, Dokapon Kingdom...

[he says all of these titles as if yoshi will recognize them smh]

[justonezero]

I have no idea what any of those are!

[Cheerfully. But then he points at Dokapon Kingdom.]

How about that one?